From this week’s Spiegel pub quiz…

The small German town of Loitsche is asking €14,600 for a broken-down bus stop. Why?

• The stop was featured in "The Sound of Music."
• Teen idols Bill and Tom Kaulitz once graced it with their skinny androgynous butts.
• The stop is a rare, collectible antique, hand-crafted from wood in traditional style.

Sounds like somebody doesn’t like Tokio Hotel.  But read those other two answers and tell me Germans don’t have a sense of humor.  And this one…

Question 5 of 12

Why did Russian tanks and troops roll into Georgia last week?

• To bring all of Georgia under Russian control.
• To come to the aid of the Georgian breakaway region of South Ossetia.
• Someone in the Kremlin mistakenly set in motion an old Soviet plan to bring "peace" and "security" to the American South. 

I guarantee you there are people in Georgia (U.S. of A.) right now with their guns loaded, keeping a watchful eye out for those Russian tanks…