Foghorn Leghorn often said it best…

That girl is about as sharp as a sack of wet mice

That boy is about as sharp as a bowling ball

I say, that boy is playing with a full deck alright, he’s just really slow at shuffling.

Boy, I say, boy, you are as useless as a back pocket on a T-shirt!

But Walter Olson on Facebook posted a few international ones I’m going to add to my collection.

Venezuela: Intelligence is chasing them, but they are faster.

Swedish: The wheel is spinning but the hamster is dead.

Also Swedish: Missing a straw for the broom.

Korian: Is your head a decoration?

And then this from LBJ: He couldn’t pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.