These things float around the various friend’s lists via the bulletins.  I kinda like filling some of them out because it gives me a chance to pay attention to the random things in my life, large and small.  Being that MySpace is a kinda young crowd, you’ll notice that a lot of the questions are about sex.  I think some of these questionaires are just ways of getting answers out of your MySpace crush…

1. Have you ever been in a relationship where your partner was unfaithful?
No. Thankfully, I think I tend to bore the random hookup kind.

2. What’s your favorite movie?
Casablanca. "To Have And Have Not" is a close second.

3. What’s your favorite music video?
Ohhh….that’s gotta be Fatboy Slim’s, "Weapon Of Choice"

4. What’s the last movie you watched?
Sky Captain And The World Of Tomorrow

5. Have you ever had sex with more than 1 person at the same time?
Well…yeah. Me and the guy I was having it with. That makes two. They call having it with only one person masturbation don’t they?

6. Whats your best physical feature?
Not sure I have a ‘best’. I’m pretty average. And…middle aged. (sigh)

7. What friend always brings a smile to your face?
My brother. But he’s not on MySpace.

8. What does that friend do to make you smile?
Just being the guy he is.

9. What is your favorite alcoholic drink?
Kahlua.

10. What was the last movie you watched in a theatre?
Wow… That would have been "The Phantom Empire". Yes…it’s been a while. I have a very low tolerance for audiences.

11. Soup or salad?
Soup. If the soup of the day is good. Otherwise salad.

12. Whats the longest relationship you’ve been in?
6 Years. (sigh)

13. Whats the shortest relationship you’ve been in?
About six months.

14. If you could be any age forever, what age would it be?
Physically? 23. Mentally? I don’t want to stop growing mentally. Ever.

15. Do you work out?
No. I should. It’s a question of time, and always being distracted, and my life not really being by the clock. I work to deadlines, not a clock. It’s the way I have to function in life, otherwise I just go nuts. Regular anything is hard to accomplish, let alone regular visits to the gym. Without my Palm smartphone and its datebook alarm to nag me I will reliably forget meetings and appointments.

16. How important is sex to you?
It’s very important. But love is equally important. The physical and emotional intimacy are of a piece with me when it comes to having a boyfriend. I want it all. I’m greedy like that.

17. Do you watch porn?
Not since I was in my twenties and I figured out that it was all pretty much the same and kinda boring. Pornography is obvious.

18. If you could be any celebrity, who would you be?
I don’t want to be anyone else.

19. Do you smoke?
Cigars. Sometimes. For the nicotine.

20. What kind of music do you listen to?
The musical kind. Seriously.

21. Would you date someone who was sexually active?
As long as it was with me, of course.

22. If someone made out with your boyfriend/girlfriend what would you do?
Leave them.

23. Apples or Oranges?
Do they make an Orange computer? What OS does it run?

24. Who do you think will answer this questionaire?
Dunno…

25. Who do you want to answer this questionaire?
Whoever feels like it.

26. Do you think someone you know may have a crush on you?
I strongly doubt it. But then I am the last to know these things. To my great disadvantage.

27. What do you wear to sleep?
I’ll wear a big floppy t-shirt if the bedroom is really, really cold and there is no electric blanket handy. Otherwise I really don’t like wearing anything. A shower and a clean body nestled inside a set of fresh clean sheets is the way to end your day.  Call me a sensualist.

28. Do you prefer to give or receive oral sex?
I prefer a relationship of equals in and out of the sack. What happens at any particular moment is part of the fun.

29. What’s the oldest age of a guy you would start to date?
I tend not to date much older then myself.

30. Do you moan during sex?
There’s only a few guys out there who would know.

31. What’s your biggest turn on in a person?
Their smile usually. A hot body can yank my leash, but a smile from a guy I’m attracted to can make my knees buckle. Keith was always doing that to me.

32. Do you kiss on the first date?
Yeah.

33. Whens the last time you had sex?
That would be the last time a certain someone from Hilton Head came to visit me. It’s been a while.

34. Where is the craziest place you’ve had sex?
I really don’t want crazy when I’m in the mood. Really.

35. What kink have you fantasized about, but haven’t tried yet?
I don’t regard my fantasies as kinks, thank you. And they’re probably pretty tame by most standards…

36. What Myspace friend would you travel to do…
I had a long distance relationship going for some years and I never traveled to do him. I traveled to be with him because I was in love. I have no idea if anything like that will ever happen to me with a friend on MySpace, but it’s not something that will happen overnight.