…with Me at any rate.  Once again I am expecting a phone call on the land line, and once again I don’t have my glasses handy when the phone rings, to check the caller ID…

Me: Hello?

Oh-So-Friendly Telephone Voice:  Hello…am I speaking to Mr. Garnet?

Me (warily): Are you with the landscaping company…?

Oh-So-Friendly Telephone Voice:  No…I’m calling on behalf of…

Me: CLICK! 

Garrett.  Garrett.  gar-it .  Two ‘r’s, two ‘t’s goddamnit.