Le Dance Pathetique…as choreographed by Carmen Rasmusen Herbert, of the Deseret News…

Un…

I have several friends and family members who support gay marriage.

Deux…

We’ve had lively discussions about our differing beliefs.

Trois…

But nothing they say would make me love them less…

Quatre…

…or stop supporting them as people I care about.

Cinq…

I strongly believe in supporting the traditional family unit.

Le Curtian…Applaus a vous…

Note: Deseret News is the news organ of the Mormon Church. If you think they’d let anyone take a genuinely friendly attitude toward gay people in its pages I have some real estate on the planet Kolob to sell you.