The Fourth Annual Casa del Garrett Valentine’s Day Poster Contest…(Part 1!)
Once again right off the bat we have a selection of very worthy entries which would have absolutely won the Big Prize if only someone else hadn’t come completely out of nowhere to walk away with it, leaving them alone in the dust to wonder for the rest of their lives how they could have been so terribly wrong. Let’s all give these worthy losers a very brief but sincere look of understanding and then quickly change the subject.
More oh so sincere hopes and dreams will find the floor suddenly cut from beneath their feet, only to thrash their way to the bottom of the briny deep tomorrow…but we’ll keep the bad news from them for a while longer, letting them toss and turn all night long clutching at that slender chance that maybe, just maybe, just…maybe…it will all work out after all. It has to work out for me sometime doesn’t it? I can’t crash and burn Every time can I? But oh yes…oh yes you can…