This last trip to Disney World found me hitting the Grand Mariner Orange Slushie stand in Epcot France and the Frozen Margarita stand in Epcot Mexico the moment I entered the park.   The stresses of my life at this stage of it are making it increasingly hard to just…relax…and enjoy myself without some form of self-medication.   It worries me.   But the worry is itself becoming more and more vague.   I’m starting not to care about my health anymore.

Anyway…I saw this graph which perked me up a tad…

My college experiences were So Different from most of the other kids…     Who the hell even thinks they can down 10 drinks in a sitting, let alone that it would take that much for them to start puking their guts out?   Anyway, the first thing I noticed about the graph is it Starts at five drinks.

So…I’m still cool.   Five drinks and I am, not kidding, on the floor.   If my end point is where everyone else is just getting started then I’m not doing so bad.