So now it’s…yes, but I didn’t inhale…

Accused pastor admits to buying meth  

Haggard says he bought the meth from a gay escort, 49-year-old Michael Jones, after contacting him for a massage.

Haggard says he never used the meth and instead threw it away.

However, Haggard could not remember where he threw the meth away.

The same place you threw away your brain?  There’s something a tad wrong with this explaination…

"Hi Mike, this is Art. Hey, I was just calling to see if we could get any more. Either $100 or $200 supply. And I could pick it up really anytime. I could get it tomorrow or we could wait till next week sometime and so I also wanted to get your address. I could send you some money for inventory but that’s probably not working, so if you have it then go ahead and get what you can and I may buzz up there later today, but I doubt your schedule would allow that unless you have some in the house. Okay, I’ll check in with you later. Thanks a lot, bye."

He must have bought some and then thrown it away, and then decided to buy some more so he could throw that away too.  And he wanted to give Mike some money for inventory so Mike would have even more that he could buy…and then throw away.

Oh…and…

Haggard says he bought the meth from a gay escort, 49-year-old Michael Jones, after contacting him for a massage.

Right.  And maybe he wanted to be escorted somewhere too.  Like…back to where he left his brain.