January 26th, 2009
Oh Cheer Up!
Another Valentine’s Day spam arrived in the mail today…this time from Harry & David…
From: "Harry & David"
To: bgarrett@pobox.com
Subject: Perfect match: Gifts as extraordinary as your Valentine.Show your affection with our sophisticated confections
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Love, Sweet Love ...
What the world REALLY needs now!
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They'll know you're all heart when you send an
exclusive Harry & David Valentine treat.
Sweets from the Heart $24.95
Sweets from the Heart with Wine $59.95
Restrictions apply. Void where prohibited by law. See details here:
Hello… Is this Harry or David? Yes…I’d like to order a bottle of vinegar and a lovely bouquet of ragweed and barbed wire. Send it to Cupid…wherever the hell he lives. The gift card should read… Hello…? Hello…?
I’m such a sourpuss this time of year…for some reason…
