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June 23rd, 2006

Things That Will Make You Homosexual

Just so you know.  Via Pam’s House Blend…  Linda Harvey of Mission America lists the ways we are made queer .  I’m linking to her so you can see for yourself that I’m not making this shit up…

The Creation of New Homosexuals

These warnings beg a very serious question: can people, children in this case, become homosexuals by exposure to certain ideas and behavior? In other words, can a person who would not otherwise become homosexual, start the behavior, come to prefer it and continue it?

Can a society create more homosexuals? The answer quite clearly is yes. That is how current homosexuals, in fact, came to be. There is no evidence–none– for a genetic origin for homosexuality. That may come as a surprise to many people, but it’s true. It’s even more astonishing when one realizes how many influential groups and people now accept homosexuality as inborn for some, but when you look behind the rhetoric, you find that there is nothing but wishful thinking. For an excellent paper debunking this myth, see Culture and Family Institute’s article at http://www.cwfa.org/images/content/bornorbred.pdf .

In view of this, the promotion of this behavior to our children has incredibly destructive potential, yet this unprecedented trend is occurring with few objections by parents.

People, especially the young, can be seduced into homosexual behavior and have their identity molded around the homosexual lifestyle, through a combination of persuasion and circumstances which may include the following:

• Being convinced homosexuality is acceptable;
• Reading or viewing explicit homosexual pornography;
• A close relationship with a peer who is practicing homosexuality;
• Admiring an older teacher or mentor who is homosexual;
• Attending homosexual social venues (a “gay” club, bar, church youth group);
• Being homosexually molested;
• Having parents who espouse liberal values;
• No strong ties to a conservative church, and hostility toward traditional views.

And in that spirit, I would like to offer my own tips on how to make people homosexual.  I should know, right, because I am one.  Trust me, this stuff really works.  The Gay Mafia could have me silenced for telling you people this stuff…

  • Vote democratic.
  • Stand too close to a homosexual on the bus or in the subway.  Five minutes might be enough.
  • Breath in a homosexual’s second hand smoke.
  • Enter a restaurant where a homosexual is eating.
  • Call your senator or congressman and ask them to support extending the Voting Rights Act.
  • If you are a woman, applying for a job outside the home will make you a lesbian.
  • If you are a man, disrespecting your boss will make you gay.
  • If you are a woman, enjoying sex will make you a lesbian.
  • If you are a man, caring that your wife enjoys having sex with you will turn you gay.
  • Enjoying sex with her will also make you gay.
  • Yielding the right of way to oncoming traffic makes men gay.  Real men don’t yield, they penetrate.
  • Oppose repealing the Estate Tax
  • Oppose the war in Iraq.
  • Question George Bush’s leadership.  This one will turn you gay in a heartbeat.
If none of these work, use the following brute force methods.  These are guaranteed to work.
  • Learn something new every day.
  • Read a book.
  • Question authority.
  • Think.
This wicked world is chock full of ways to turn people gay.  In point of fact, everything can make you gay.  Except when it doesn’t.  You have been warned.
 
 

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