Guy I’ve never seen before here at the ‘tute passed me in the hall wearing this on his t-shirt:

Go away or I will
replace you with a
very small shell script

I’ve felt like doing that a time or two…

Cardinal Cormac Murphy-O’Connor, the leader of the Roman Catholic Church in England and Wales has reportedly fired his top aide after discovering the man is gay. 

The Mail reports that Stephen Noon’s sexuality was discovered when his long-term partner visited him at his office.

"His partner came to the office at the end of the day and was introduced to the Cardinal," a friend of the couple tells The Mail. 

"Shortly afterwards the Church made it clear that his sexuality was incompatible with the job he had to do. Since he was the spokesperson for the Cardinal, Murphy-O’Connor clearly felt he had to act because homosexual acts are regarded by the Church as a sin," the friend was quoted as saying.

You know Murphy…I’ll just bet I could encapsulate your very existance inside a fairly small DOS Batch file…