Some days you gotta wonder if the cultural scolds aren’t right about this being a lost world.  Once upon a time it was only prostitutes and the marketers of vibrators and skin magazines who plied their trade to the lonely and love lorn.  But at least the sex itself was real.  It’s come to this now…

No.  Just…no.  There’s something seriously wrong here.  I’ve had an arm around me as I slept a time or two in my life.  There’s no comparing the embrace of a real live human to a stuffed pillow shaped like an arm with a stuffed hand shaped appendage at the end of it.  Christ…that photo is depressing as hell.

I saw something similar in kind about a year ago…interestingly it was another Japanese product…

I dunno…  How do you bring one of those into your house without wanting to just shoot yourself?  At least with a prostitute, the sex is real.  But you can’t fake having a lover.  You just can’t.  At least I can’t.  That’s why I’ve never been tempted by prostitutes.