See? Condoms Do Fail To Protect You!
Via Fark…
Man with condom on found bitten to death by snake
Ayutthaya – A body of a 40-year-old man with a cobra carcass in his head was found on a roadside here Sunday morning.
An preliminary autopsy also found that Wiroj Banlen, 40, was wearing a condom although he was putting on his trousers. No semen was found inside the condom.
His body was found on the side of a dirt road in Tambon Lamsai of Ayutthaya’s Wangnoi district at 7 am.
He was bitten several times by the snake on his right leg and on his cheeks.
His hands were clenching the dead cobra, whose body was bitten several times especially on its stomach.
The preliminary autopsy found scales of the snake in his mouth.
His body was sent for a full autopsy at a hospital.
This story is from Thailand, and the translation may be a tad…off. So I’m trying to unpack this. His body was found by the roadside. He was bitten several times by a cobra. Some of the bites were on his right leg, the others on his cheeks. I assume the cheek bites happened while he was trying to eat the cobra. His pants seem to have been at least partly undone and he was wearing a condom as though he was about to have sex, but hadn’t yet. I’m sitting here thinking that if there is a God it must have created human beings because a universe that obeys quantum physics just wasn’t strange enough.
