I’ll Bet ‘Escorts’ Do A Good Business On That Day Too…And Particularly In America…However…
Well at least I’m not to this point yet…
Valentine’s Day — it’s not so much about love
LONDON (Reuters) – Eight million Americans admit they send themselves Valentine’s Day gifts — they may feel lonely and unloved but at least they will get something nice.
Swell. But I can get myself something nice any day of the week too, and I already know that I love me. I bought myself a nice Mercedes-Benz back in October and if that’s not a proof of love I don’t know what is.
I’ll buy myself a nice birthday cake when I have to, and that’s about it. I did that for years until last year, when my friends give me a really nice birthday party, and I’m here to tell you a cake from your friends, beats out one you bought for yourself by light years. If I can’t have the real thing on Valentine’s Day, then I reckon I’ll just stew in my juices and sulk. I’m an artist…I do a good sulk.
Which reminds me…it’s almost time for me to post another round of finalists in The First Annual Casa del Garrett Valentine’s Day Poster Contest! Stay tuned…
