{"id":9856,"date":"2018-04-11T12:09:10","date_gmt":"2018-04-11T17:09:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/?p=9856"},"modified":"2018-04-11T12:09:10","modified_gmt":"2018-04-11T17:09:10","slug":"time-to-bring-bert-the-turtle-out-of-retirement","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/9856","title":{"rendered":"Time To Bring Bert The Turtle Out Of Retirement&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Seeing this in my newsfeed gives me all the warm fuzzies&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h3>Trump Has Told Syria And Russia To &#8220;Get Ready&#8221; For A Missile Strike<\/h3>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>All those Duck and Cover drills I did in grade school might just come in handy after all&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/duck-and-cover.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-9857\" src=\"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/duck-and-cover.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"337\" srcset=\"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/duck-and-cover.jpg 728w, https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/duck-and-cover-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>All you people who mocked the rest of us with those <em>the lesser of two evils is still evil<\/em> memes&#8230;I&#8217;ll be thinking of you when the missiles start flying&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Seeing this in my newsfeed gives me all the warm fuzzies&#8230; Trump Has Told Syria And Russia To &#8220;Get Ready&#8221; For A Missile Strike All those Duck and Cover drills I did in grade school might just come in handy after all&#8230; &nbsp; All you people who mocked the rest of us with those the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,4],"tags":[118,21,19],"class_list":["post-9856","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","category-politics","tag-republican-america","tag-the-abyss","tag-the-jackass-chronicles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9856","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9856"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9856\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9856"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9856"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9856"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}