{"id":97,"date":"2006-01-07T02:26:19","date_gmt":"2006-01-07T07:26:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/wordpress\/97"},"modified":"2006-03-10T22:17:26","modified_gmt":"2006-03-11T03:17:26","slug":"you-know-its-really-bad-when-even-your-fellow-republicans-think-youre-too-corrupt-to-be-in-a-leadership-position","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/97","title":{"rendered":"You Know It’s Really Bad When Even Your Fellow Republicans Think You’re Too Corrupt To Be In A Leadership Position…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Via Atrios commentor Cup O’ Joe<\/a>:<\/p>\n

Top Ten Things Overheard At The GOP’s Conference To Elect A New Leader<\/strong><\/p>\n

10. “Put your clothes on and stop acting like an idiot!<\/p>\n

9. “I’m telling you for the last time, no one wants to hear about your damned lobotomy!<\/p>\n

8. “My mistress can kick your mistress’s ass!<\/p>\n

7. “Glad to see you found a new career, Mr. Watts. Can I have my drink now, please?<\/p>\n

6. “Sorry but I’m not touching any cold cuts since I voted to cut the FDA’s budget.<\/p>\n

5. “I don’t now about you, but if I find out I’m sharing a cell with Cheney or Rumsfeld I’m just gonna kill myself.<\/p>\n

4. “I’m not going to comment on that, Mr. Cunningham: and stop making me talk into your lapel!<\/p>\n

3. “So I said to the cop, I said, ‘Honest officer, no one was driving…we was all in the back, singing!’ ”<\/p>\n

2. “You can get out from under the podium now, Ms. Coulter. Everyone’s gone for the day.<\/p>\n

1. “Let’s make this easy. Who doesn’t have a restraining order against him?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n