{"id":959,"date":"2007-10-11T18:31:47","date_gmt":"2007-10-11T23:31:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/959"},"modified":"2007-10-11T18:40:59","modified_gmt":"2007-10-11T23:40:59","slug":"in-which-bruce-finally-makes-the-transition-from-aging-hippy-to-yuppy-scum","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/959","title":{"rendered":"In Which Bruce Finally Makes The Transition From Aging Hippy To Yuppy Scum&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How it starts: Someone puts one of these in your hand&#8230;<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"400\" height=\"520\" alt=\" \" src=\"\/images\/IMG_3766.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">I have always dreamed of owning one of these.&nbsp; Theoretically, I take delivery of the rest of it tomorrow morning&#8230;<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How it starts: Someone puts one of these in your hand&#8230; &nbsp; I have always dreamed of owning one of these.&nbsp; Theoretically, I take delivery of the rest of it tomorrow morning&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-959","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/959","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=959"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/959\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=959"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=959"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=959"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}