{"id":9512,"date":"2017-04-29T04:48:21","date_gmt":"2017-04-29T09:48:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/?p=9512"},"modified":"2017-04-29T04:48:21","modified_gmt":"2017-04-29T09:48:21","slug":"onions-onions-la-la-la","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/9512","title":{"rendered":"Onions Onions La La La&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I feel sorry for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/article\/middle-aged-waiter-sadly-not-involved-any-creative-53637\">this guy<\/a>. Really.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Middle-Age-Waiter-Going-Nowhere.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-9513\" src=\"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Middle-Age-Waiter-Going-Nowhere.jpg\" alt=\"Middle-Age-Waiter-Going-Nowhere\" width=\"500\" height=\"515\" srcset=\"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Middle-Age-Waiter-Going-Nowhere.jpg 500w, https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Middle-Age-Waiter-Going-Nowhere-291x300.jpg 291w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> \u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I feel sorry for this guy. Really. \u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[95,19],"class_list":["post-9512","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","tag-schrodingers-bag-o-laughs","tag-the-jackass-chronicles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9512","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9512"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9512\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9512"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9512"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9512"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}