{"id":9422,"date":"2017-01-19T13:14:15","date_gmt":"2017-01-19T18:14:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/?p=9422"},"modified":"2017-01-19T13:14:15","modified_gmt":"2017-01-19T18:14:15","slug":"we-aim-to-please","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/9422","title":{"rendered":"We Aim To Please!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s winter here in Charm City, and certain establishments have enacted winter dress codes. I just saw this notice posted at a local convenience store&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><em>No hoodies.<\/em><br \/><em>No face masks.<\/em><br \/><em>We have heat inside.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>A more deft double entendre I have never seen&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s winter here in Charm City, and certain establishments have enacted winter dress codes. I just saw this notice posted at a local convenience store&#8230; No hoodies.No face masks.We have heat inside. A more deft double entendre I have never seen&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[95],"class_list":["post-9422","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","tag-schrodingers-bag-o-laughs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9422","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9422"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9422\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9422"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9422"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9422"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}