{"id":9202,"date":"2016-08-31T20:28:00","date_gmt":"2016-09-01T01:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/?p=9202"},"modified":"2016-08-31T20:28:00","modified_gmt":"2016-09-01T01:28:00","slug":"peace-and-quiet-llama-says","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/9202","title":{"rendered":"Peace And Quiet Llama Says&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ll take Tales of The Closet for 100 Alex&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>And the answer is&#8230; <em>It Stinks For A Little While And Then It&#8217;s Gone.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Be-Beep!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Bruce&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>What is <em>A Laughably Stupid Metaphor For Sex?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/peace_and_quiet_llama.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-9203\" src=\"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/peace_and_quiet_llama.jpg\" alt=\"peace_and_quiet_llama\" width=\"450\" height=\"748\" srcset=\"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/peace_and_quiet_llama.jpg 450w, https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/peace_and_quiet_llama-180x300.jpg 180w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"> \u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Oops! \u00a0 Sorry!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> \u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/not_funny_llama.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"560\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> Auf Wiedersomething&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"> \u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ll take Tales of The Closet for 100 Alex&#8230; And the answer is&#8230; It Stinks For A Little While And Then It&#8217;s Gone. Be-Beep! Bruce&#8230; What is A Laughably Stupid Metaphor For Sex? &nbsp; \u00a0 Oops! \u00a0 Sorry! \u00a0 Auf Wiedersomething&#8230; \u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[30,205],"class_list":["post-9202","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","tag-ex-gays","tag-not-portuguese-for-thomas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9202","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9202"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9202\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9202"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9202"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9202"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}