{"id":8733,"date":"2016-03-06T22:34:00","date_gmt":"2016-03-07T03:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/?p=8733"},"modified":"2023-01-09T13:13:46","modified_gmt":"2023-01-09T18:13:46","slug":"peace-and-quiet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/8733","title":{"rendered":"Peace And Quiet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t want me to contact you in &#8220;any way shape or form&#8221; do you? Okay. Fine. (How do you contact someone with a shape?) I shall comply.<\/p>\n<p>But&#8230;seriously&#8230;you should take that act on the road.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t want me to contact you in &#8220;any way shape or form&#8221; do you? Okay. Fine. (How do you contact someone with a shape?) I shall comply. But&#8230;seriously&#8230;you should take that act on the road.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[81,19],"class_list":["post-8733","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","tag-message-in-a-bottle","tag-the-jackass-chronicles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8733","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8733"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8733\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8733"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8733"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8733"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}