{"id":8443,"date":"2015-07-24T16:19:33","date_gmt":"2015-07-24T21:19:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/?p=8443"},"modified":"2015-07-24T16:19:33","modified_gmt":"2015-07-24T21:19:33","slug":"if-only","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/8443","title":{"rendered":"If Only&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If only it were so simple&#8230;<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/boyfriend-builder.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"boyfriend builder\" src=\"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/boyfriend-builder.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\" align=\"center\">No&#8230;it would never be that simple, even if it was that simple. How come &#8220;Intelligence&#8221; only comes bundled with the &#8220;Low Emotive Response&#8221; package? And why do I have to add the &#8220;Metal Head Banger&#8221; option if I want long hair? What do you mean that model is only available in Canada and Europe&#8230;??<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If only it were so simple&#8230; No&#8230;it would never be that simple, even if it was that simple. How come &#8220;Intelligence&#8221; only comes bundled with the &#8220;Low Emotive Response&#8221; package? And why do I have to add the &#8220;Metal Head Banger&#8221; option if I want long hair? What do you mean that model is only [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[172],"class_list":["post-8443","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","tag-the-table-for-one-chronicles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8443","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8443"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8443\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8443"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8443"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8443"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}