{"id":8245,"date":"2015-04-06T11:10:00","date_gmt":"2015-04-06T16:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/?p=8245"},"modified":"2015-04-06T11:25:18","modified_gmt":"2015-04-06T16:25:18","slug":"so-this-was-why-you-warned-me-not-to-send-you-any-of-those","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/8245","title":{"rendered":"(Message In A Bottle) So This Was Why You Warned Me Not To Send You Any Of Those!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just now on Facebook&#8230;<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/nsa-dicks.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"nsa dicks\" src=\"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/nsa-dicks.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\" align=\"center\">Relax. They probably have your colonoscopy photos on file too.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\" align=\"center\">[<em>Update&#8230;<\/em>]  \u00a0I&#8217;m queer&#8230;I can&#8217;t stop myself&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/moby.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8251\" alt=\"moby\" src=\"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/moby.jpg\" width=\"233\" height=\"351\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\" align=\"center\">&#8230;I&#8217;m so ashamed&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/hard-boiled.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8252\" alt=\"hard boiled\" src=\"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/hard-boiled.jpg\" width=\"208\" height=\"346\" srcset=\"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/hard-boiled.jpg 208w, https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/hard-boiled-180x300.jpg 180w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 208px) 100vw, 208px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just now on Facebook&#8230; Relax. They probably have your colonoscopy photos on file too. [Update&#8230;] \u00a0I&#8217;m queer&#8230;I can&#8217;t stop myself&#8230; &#8230;I&#8217;m so ashamed&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[81,78],"class_list":["post-8245","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","tag-message-in-a-bottle","tag-the-struggle-for-america"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8245","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8245"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8245\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8245"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8245"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8245"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}