{"id":8207,"date":"2015-03-29T19:38:39","date_gmt":"2015-03-30T00:38:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/?p=8207"},"modified":"2015-03-29T19:44:26","modified_gmt":"2015-03-30T00:44:26","slug":"so-who-are-we-talking-to-here-i-mean-besides-each-other","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/8207","title":{"rendered":"So…Who Are We Talking To Here? I Mean Besides Each Other…"},"content":{"rendered":"

One of the oddest sensations in the world is having a conversation with someone and both parties knowing there is a silent third party always listening in to that conversation, but never chiming in. Oh…don’t mind me…<\/em> So when you write back is it me you’re talking to or you-know-who that you’re talking to? \u00a0 The irony is not lost on me that you recommended The Lives of Others<\/em> to me at one point. Eavesdropping? \u00a0 Me? You must be kidding.<\/p>\n

You also told me not to be sending you any dick pictures because You-Know-Who. You must have meant these…<\/p>\n

\"AFA<\/a><\/p>\n

\"dick<\/a><\/p>\n

\"dick_clark\"<\/a><\/p>\n

\"Dick<\/a><\/p>\n

\"dick<\/a><\/p>\n

\"dick-tracy-smartwatch\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Okay. Fine. No dick for you!<\/em> How about some ass photos instead?<\/p>\n

\"gay-b-gone\"<\/a><\/p>\n

\"scalia-20992\"<\/a><\/p>\n

\n

\"ethical\"<\/a><\/p>\n

\"straight<\/a><\/p>\n

Okay…that last one was from The Onion. But it’s hard to tell satire from reality these days isn’t it?<\/p>\n

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One of the oddest sensations in the world is having a conversation with someone and both parties knowing there is a silent third party always listening in to that conversation, but never chiming in. Oh…don’t mind me… So when you write back is it me you’re talking to or you-know-who that you’re talking to? \u00a0 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[95],"class_list":["post-8207","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","tag-schrodingers-bag-o-laughs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8207","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8207"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8207\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8207"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8207"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8207"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}