{"id":815,"date":"2007-06-28T17:13:06","date_gmt":"2007-06-28T22:13:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/815"},"modified":"2007-06-28T17:14:44","modified_gmt":"2007-06-28T22:14:44","slug":"when-street-lights-attack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/815","title":{"rendered":"When Street Lights Attack"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nothing to get a good adrenaline rush going on the routine drive home (I drove today&#8230;too hot to walk these past two days&#8230;) like suddenly seeing a street light fall over onto the cars in front of you.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I was stopped at a light along 40th street near the Rotunda, a large old brick Baltimore office building that&#8217;s been converted to stores and offices.&nbsp; I was listening to Signorile on Sirius OutQ and waiting for traffic in front of me to start moving.&nbsp; Then I see this big city streetlight on my side of the road, tip over in a long slow arc across the road several cars ahead of me.&nbsp; It crashed down with a loud bang on the roof of a car in the oncoming traffic.&nbsp; Because of the cars in front of me I couldn&#8217;t tell whether it had hit any of the cars ahead of me or not.<\/p>\n<p>Imagine&#8230;you&#8217;re driving home from work and just&#8230;out of the fucking blue&#8230;a street light comes crashing down on top of your car.&nbsp; The driver of the car that got hit probably didn&#8217;t even see it coming.&nbsp; He&#8217;s looking ahead of him and just all of a sudden there&#8217;s this loud bang on the roof and the roof is buckling on on him and his windows are being smashed.<\/p>\n<p>Before traffic had a chance to snarl I swung my car out of the line and down a side street and parked.&nbsp; Then I walked back to the scene. &nbsp; People were already taking care of the driver of the car that got hit and calling for an ambulance.&nbsp; He looked cut on his arm but otherwise not badly hurt.&nbsp; Just&#8230;stunned.&nbsp; The windows on the driver&#8217;s side of his car were all smashed out and the roof of the car was badly, I mean really badly, dented in.&nbsp; I was thinking as I looked at it that it was a good thing the light hadn&#8217;t fallen on a pedestrian.&nbsp; There are two old folks homes near that scene and you see old people slowly walking up and down that sidewalk all the time.&nbsp; On the other side of that street is a Giant Food grocery store and all the other Rotunda stores and that sidewalk usually has pedestrians on it, even very late at night.&nbsp; It seemed unduly lucky that right at that moment there hadn&#8217;t been anyone walking nearby.\n<\/p>\n<p>There was another car on the other side of the street further up that didn&#8217;t look to my eye like it was damaged, but it&#8217;s driver was carefully looking over the side of the car I couldn&#8217;t see so there might have been something.&nbsp; Broken glass from the car that got hit and the street light was all over the street.&nbsp;\n<\/p>\n<p>There was a Baltimore Gas and Electric utility truck parked on the sidewalk where the street light had been.&nbsp; It looked like they&#8217;d been trying to maneuver the truck into position to do some utility work and had knocked over a bus stop and the street light in the process.&nbsp; But I didn&#8217;t actually see it happen so that&#8217;s just a guess based on what I saw.&nbsp; The bus stop was right next to where the street light was and it was bent over under the front bumper of the truck.&nbsp; How the driver didn&#8217;t see it or the street light I haven&#8217;t a clue.\n<\/p>\n<p>A few seconds later and that street light might have hit me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nothing to get a good adrenaline rush going on the routine drive home (I drove today&#8230;too hot to walk these past two days&#8230;) like suddenly seeing a street light fall over onto the cars in front of you.&nbsp; I was stopped at a light along 40th street near the Rotunda, a large old brick Baltimore [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-815","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/815","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=815"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/815\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=815"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=815"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=815"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}