{"id":8088,"date":"2015-01-29T01:41:15","date_gmt":"2015-01-29T06:41:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/?p=8088"},"modified":"2015-01-29T01:41:15","modified_gmt":"2015-01-29T06:41:15","slug":"could-come-in-handy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/8088","title":{"rendered":"Could Come In Handy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Maybe I&#8217;ll ask a certain someone who serves bier to tourists in Florida to buy me one of these, since he says I&#8217;m a drama queen&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/emergency.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8089\" alt=\"emergency\" src=\"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/emergency.jpg\" width=\"386\" height=\"281\" srcset=\"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/emergency.jpg 386w, https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/emergency-300x218.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 386px) 100vw, 386px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Get me one with a travel case I can put next to the Mercedes&#8217; first aid kit, for when I go visit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Maybe I&#8217;ll ask a certain someone who serves bier to tourists in Florida to buy me one of these, since he says I&#8217;m a drama queen&#8230; Get me one with a travel case I can put next to the Mercedes&#8217; first aid kit, for when I go visit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[95],"class_list":["post-8088","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","tag-schrodingers-bag-o-laughs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8088","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8088"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8088\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8088"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8088"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8088"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}