{"id":8067,"date":"2015-01-14T09:43:47","date_gmt":"2015-01-14T14:43:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/?p=8067"},"modified":"2015-01-14T09:44:54","modified_gmt":"2015-01-14T14:44:54","slug":"the-militant-hurricane-bolt-agenda","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/8067","title":{"rendered":"The Militant Hurricane Bolt Agenda"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The table is running out of dominos.  \u00a0South Dakota&#8217;s constitutional amendment reserving marriage to heterosexual couples only was struck down the other day by a federal judge&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h3><a href=\"http:\/\/www.grandforksherald.com\/news\/region\/3653709-federal-judge-south-dakota-ban-gay-marriage-unconstitutional\">Federal judge: South Dakota ban on gay marriage is unconstitutional<\/a><\/h3>\n<p>Judge Karen Schreier ruled in favor of six same-sex couples who challenged the South Dakota ban on gay marriage and put her decision on hold pending appeals.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Well this didn&#8217;t sit well with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.americanclarion.com\/activist-judge-attacks-marriage-south-dakota-35688\">Bob Ellis over at The American Clarion<\/a>, \u00a0owner of media company Dakota Voice, LLC since 2005, 10-year U.S. Air Force veteran, political reporter and commentator and founding member and board member of the Tea Party groups Citizens for Liberty and the South Dakota Tea Party Alliance&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Marital requirements exist for a reason. It takes a man and a woman to form a marriage. Two men or two women sodomizing each other performs \u00a0no useful function \u00a0whatsoever for society, and there is \u00a0no benefit whatsoever \u00a0in having government serve as a &ldquo;friendship registry&rdquo; for two people who want to sodomize each other on a regular basis.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8230;a point he really drives home with the following illustration:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/real_unreal.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8070\" alt=\"real_unreal\" src=\"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/real_unreal.png\" width=\"217\" height=\"490\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Never mind shop class, you start to wonder after a while if the sex education classes in certain parts of the country would actually benefit from a trip to the hardware store.  \u00a0Because when the dimwit you&#8217;re arguing with starts reaching for the nuts and bolts to prove their point about sex it&#8217;s a safe bet they&#8217;re not much of a do it yourselfer.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/hurricane_bolt.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8071\" alt=\"hurricane_bolt\" src=\"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/hurricane_bolt.jpg\" width=\"280\" height=\"180\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Hey look&#8230;it screws in the wall&#8230;and then another a screw goes into it. Hardware bisexuality!  \u00a0Or&#8230;versatility of you like.  \u00a0<em>Pissst&#8230;Hey Bob&#8230;<\/em>if you think the militant homosexual agenda is a threat to our very existence, you really need to investigate the militant hurricane bolt agenda.  \u00a0Seriously.  \u00a0This is probably why they have hurricanes in places that allow this.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The table is running out of dominos. \u00a0South Dakota&#8217;s constitutional amendment reserving marriage to heterosexual couples only was struck down the other day by a federal judge&#8230; Federal judge: South Dakota ban on gay marriage is unconstitutional Judge Karen Schreier ruled in favor of six same-sex couples who challenged the South Dakota ban on gay [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[16,19,182],"class_list":["post-8067","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics","tag-marriage","tag-the-jackass-chronicles","tag-the-screwball-times"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8067","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8067"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8067\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8067"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8067"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8067"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}