{"id":7888,"date":"2014-08-11T08:59:09","date_gmt":"2014-08-11T13:59:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/?p=7888"},"modified":"2014-08-11T08:59:50","modified_gmt":"2014-08-11T13:59:50","slug":"lifes-little-ironies-only-a-gay-person-of-a-certain-age-will-fully-appreciate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/7888","title":{"rendered":"Life&#8217;s Little Ironies Only A Gay Person Of A Certain Age Will Fully Appreciate&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>#1: Having <em>&#8220;Dude, Get Real!&#8221;<\/em> hurled at you by someone who will probably be buried in his closet because not even the Grim Reaper will be able to pry him out of it.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/you-wish.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7889\" alt=\"you wish\" src=\"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/you-wish.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"212\" srcset=\"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/you-wish.jpg 400w, https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/you-wish-300x159.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">&#8230;collect the entire series!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>#1: Having &#8220;Dude, Get Real!&#8221; hurled at you by someone who will probably be buried in his closet because not even the Grim Reaper will be able to pry him out of it. &#8230;collect the entire series!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[95,40,19],"class_list":["post-7888","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","tag-schrodingers-bag-o-laughs","tag-the-closet","tag-the-jackass-chronicles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7888","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7888"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7888\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7888"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7888"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7888"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}