{"id":7813,"date":"2014-05-06T13:17:26","date_gmt":"2014-05-06T18:17:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/?p=7813"},"modified":"2014-05-06T13:19:34","modified_gmt":"2014-05-06T18:19:34","slug":"the-onion-strikes-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/7813","title":{"rendered":"The Onion Strikes Again&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/soillalwaysloveyou.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7814\" alt=\"soillalwaysloveyou\" src=\"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/soillalwaysloveyou.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"314\" srcset=\"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/soillalwaysloveyou.jpg 600w, https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/soillalwaysloveyou-300x157.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">You&#8217;re my son, no matter what. Whether you love women or repress your homosexuality your entire life makes not the slightest difference to me. Why should it? Why should it matter if you&#8217;re straight? Why should it matter if you&#8217;re gay but pretending to be straight in every conceivable way? Why should I care who you have feelings for as long as I&#8217;m always led to believe it&#8217;s a woman? Well, I don&#8217;t care. And when the time comes to tell me, I promise I&#8217;ll hear you out: If you&#8217;re straight, great. But if you&#8217;re not, and you tell me you are even though it destroys you inside? That&#8217;s just fine, too.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">From <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/articles\/son-ill-always-love-you-whether-youre-straight-or,35957\/\">The Onion&#8230;America&#8217;s Finest News Source<\/a>.  \u00a0Actually, I know some people who would probably not find this funny at all&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This&#8230; You&#8217;re my son, no matter what. Whether you love women or repress your homosexuality your entire life makes not the slightest difference to me. Why should it? Why should it matter if you&#8217;re straight? Why should it matter if you&#8217;re gay but pretending to be straight in every conceivable way? Why should I care [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[95],"class_list":["post-7813","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","tag-schrodingers-bag-o-laughs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7813","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7813"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7813\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7813"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7813"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7813"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}