{"id":7676,"date":"2014-02-21T21:39:30","date_gmt":"2014-02-22T02:39:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/?p=7676"},"modified":"2014-02-21T21:39:30","modified_gmt":"2014-02-22T02:39:30","slug":"i-hate-you-cupid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/7676","title":{"rendered":"I Hate You Cupid&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;but then I&#8217;m hardly the only one.  \u00a0This came across my Facebook stream a little while ago&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/straight_boy_freakout.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7677\" alt=\"straight_boy_freakout\" src=\"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/straight_boy_freakout.jpg\" width=\"399\" height=\"320\" srcset=\"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/straight_boy_freakout.jpg 399w, https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/straight_boy_freakout-300x240.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 399px) 100vw, 399px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Count your blessings straight boy, and be nice to the one you can&#8217;t love back. Painful unrequited love is probably waiting patiently for you too, somewhere down your road&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;but then I&#8217;m hardly the only one. \u00a0This came across my Facebook stream a little while ago&#8230; Count your blessings straight boy, and be nice to the one you can&#8217;t love back. Painful unrequited love is probably waiting patiently for you too, somewhere down your road&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[130,77,103],"class_list":["post-7676","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","tag-lonelyache","tag-the-dumpsville-chronicles","tag-the-human-heart"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7676","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7676"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7676\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7676"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7676"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7676"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}