{"id":761,"date":"2007-05-22T12:24:36","date_gmt":"2007-05-22T17:24:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/761"},"modified":"2007-05-22T12:24:36","modified_gmt":"2007-05-22T17:24:36","slug":"it-was-hard-to-breath-and-the-roaming-charges-were-killing-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/761","title":{"rendered":"It Was Hard To Breath And The Roaming Charges Were Killing Me&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well this was a first I could have lived contentedly without ever knowing about&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rawstory.com\/news\/afp\/No_escape_as_mobile_phone_reaches_E_05222007.html\"><strong>No escape as mobile phone reaches Everest&#8217;s summit <\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p>A British man has set a world record by making the first mobile telephone call from the summit of Mount Everest, taking the blessing &#8212; or curse &#8212; of the cell phone to new heights.<\/p>\n<p>&quot;It&#8217;s cold, it&#8217;s fantastic, the Himalayas are everywhere,&quot; Rod Baber said in the phone call from the top of the 8,848-metre (29,198-foot) peak&#8230;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><em>No Shit?<\/em>&nbsp; The Himalayas, did you say?&nbsp; And&#8230;like&#8230;is there snow everywhere up there too?&nbsp; Is it really high up there?&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>See?&nbsp; He&#8217;s on the fucking summit of Mount Everest, and you have to think that the thoughts in his head at that moment were actually some pretty profound ones.&nbsp; That is a rare and dangerous adventure.&nbsp; And he goes on that adventure&#8230;and he reaches the top.&nbsp; He did it.&nbsp; And the reward is a view of planet earth that few humans have ever seen with their own eyes.&nbsp; But then he puts the goddamned cell phone to his face and all the comes out is shopping mall babble.&nbsp; Cell phones just bring out the chattering little monkeys in all of us.&nbsp; I&#8217;m not busting on them&#8230;I&#8217;d hate to live in a world without them.&nbsp; But there will never be famous memorable words spoken into a cell phone.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well this was a first I could have lived contentedly without ever knowing about&#8230; No escape as mobile phone reaches Everest&#8217;s summit A British man has set a world record by making the first mobile telephone call from the summit of Mount Everest, taking the blessing &#8212; or curse &#8212; of the cell phone to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[55],"class_list":["post-761","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-this-and-that"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/761","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=761"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/761\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=761"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=761"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=761"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}