{"id":7378,"date":"2013-09-25T05:26:54","date_gmt":"2013-09-25T10:26:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/?p=7378"},"modified":"2013-09-25T05:26:54","modified_gmt":"2013-09-25T10:26:54","slug":"the-closet-will-not-avail-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/7378","title":{"rendered":"The Closet Will Not Avail You!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/gandalf_the_pink.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-7379 aligncenter\" title=\"gandalf_the_pink\" src=\"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/gandalf_the_pink.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"391\" srcset=\"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/gandalf_the_pink.jpg 500w, https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/gandalf_the_pink-268x300.jpg 268w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 350px) 100vw, 350px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Gandalf The Pink confronts a closeted homosexual and warns him sternly, <em>You shall not pass!<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I&#8217;m looking at you Mr. I&#8217;m a piece of work&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gandalf The Pink confronts a closeted homosexual and warns him sternly, You shall not pass! I&#8217;m looking at you Mr. I&#8217;m a piece of work&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[40,77],"class_list":["post-7378","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","tag-the-closet","tag-the-dumpsville-chronicles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7378","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7378"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7378\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7378"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7378"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7378"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}