{"id":709,"date":"2007-04-28T09:45:07","date_gmt":"2007-04-28T14:45:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/709"},"modified":"2007-04-28T09:45:07","modified_gmt":"2007-04-28T14:45:07","slug":"the-jackass-chroniclescontinued-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/709","title":{"rendered":"The Jackass Chronicles&#8230;(continued)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well now we know who&#8217;s to blame for all those darkies swarming over our borders&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/kutv.com\/local\/local_story_116133225.html\"><strong>Utah Republican Blames &#8216;The Devil&#8217; For Immigration<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p>If you really want to blame someone for trying to destroy the United States, point the finger at&hellip; Satan?<\/p>\n<p>The devil, Lucifer&hellip; whatever you want to call it, one Utah Republican says it is <em>he<\/em> who is trying to bring the USA down.<\/p>\n<p>And Satan&rsquo;s apparent weapon of choice:  Allowing illegal immigrants to cross the border.<\/p>\n<p>According to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sltrib.com\/ci_5756635\">The Salt Lake Tribune<\/a>, Utah County District 65 Chairman Don Larsen has submitted a formal resolution to oppose the devil&rsquo;s plan to destroy the country &#8212; to be discussed this weekend at the Utah County Republican Convention.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;In order for Satan to establish his &lsquo;New World Order&rsquo; and destroy the freedom of all people as predicted in the scriptures, he must first destroy the U.S.,&rdquo; Larsen&rsquo;s resolution states. &ldquo;[It is] insidious for its stealth and innocuousness.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>Larsen&rsquo;s proposal to defeat Satan? Close the borders to illegal immigrants to &ldquo;prevent the destruction of the U.S. by stealth invasion.&rdquo;\n<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Somebody wake me back up when the voters start electing grownups again&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well now we know who&#8217;s to blame for all those darkies swarming over our borders&#8230; Utah Republican Blames &#8216;The Devil&#8217; For Immigration If you really want to blame someone for trying to destroy the United States, point the finger at&hellip; Satan? The devil, Lucifer&hellip; whatever you want to call it, one Utah Republican says it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[34,19],"class_list":["post-709","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-george-bushs-america","tag-the-jackass-chronicles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/709","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=709"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/709\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=709"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=709"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=709"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}