{"id":6780,"date":"2013-01-13T18:41:05","date_gmt":"2013-01-13T23:41:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/?p=6780"},"modified":"2013-01-13T18:41:05","modified_gmt":"2013-01-13T23:41:05","slug":"something-tells-me-valentines-day-is-coming","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/6780","title":{"rendered":"Something Tells Me Valentine’s Day Is Coming…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Must be the smell of…silicone….<\/p>\n

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Making silicone soulmates<\/a><\/h2>\n

The Dollpark company in northern Germany is where men can have all their fantasies fulfilled – as long as they’re not too fussy about having a partner with fascinating conversation, more than one facial expression, or a pulse.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

But isn’t love never having to say you’re fussy? \u00a0 There is a lid for every pot, and of course the German ones are engineered like no other!<\/p>\n

Yes! \u00a0 The season of love is at hand! \u00a0 Which means it’s getting near time for another Valentine’s Day Poster Contest! \u00a0 Perhaps this year I’ll share the worthy entries on Facebook, and the theme can be Love Is Never Having To Say You’re Sorry For Selling Your Friend’s Private Data.<\/p>\n

We promise this year to announce the start of the contest before the deadline for submitting an entry passes! This time will be different. We’ll make it work.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Must be the smell of…silicone…. Making silicone soulmates The Dollpark company in northern Germany is where men can have all their fantasies fulfilled – as long as they’re not too fussy about having a partner with fascinating conversation, more than one facial expression, or a pulse. But isn’t love never having to say you’re fussy? […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[126],"class_list":["post-6780","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","tag-valentines-day-fun"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6780","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6780"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6780\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6780"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6780"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6780"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}