{"id":617,"date":"2007-03-16T13:28:20","date_gmt":"2007-03-16T18:28:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/617"},"modified":"2007-03-16T13:28:20","modified_gmt":"2007-03-16T18:28:20","slug":"senior-services-you-wont-be-seeing-anytime-soon-in-america","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/617","title":{"rendered":"Senior Services You Won&#8217;t Be Seeing Anytime Soon In America&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From Der Spiegel&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.spiegel.de\/international\/0,1518,471907,00.html\"><strong>German Brothel Offers 50-Percent Discount to Senior Citizens<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&quot;Life begins at 66,&quot; reads an advertisement aimed at old people in Germany. But it&#8217;s not promoting orthopedic shoes &#8212; it&#8217;s for a brothel which is offering a 50-percent discount to senior citizens.<\/p>\n<p>If you have to get old, Germany isn&#8217;t a bad place to do so. As well as generous state pensions, German senior citizens enjoy a host of benefits during their twilight years. Now, in addition to discounted rail travel, cut-price cinema tickets and cheap museum entry, Germany&#8217;s old folk have a new perk to take advantage of: a 50- percent discount at Germany&#8217;s largest brothel.<\/p>\n<p>The brothel &quot;Pascha&quot; in Cologne is now offering senior citizens a 50 percent discount on sex services &#8212; but only between the hours of 12 and 5 p.m., and only upon proof of age. The offer, which many would argue beats free coffee at McDonalds, is valid for clients aged 66 and over.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I don&#8217;t see myself ever setting foot in a brothel.&nbsp; I don&#8217;t object to them in principle, provided that the folks working them do so of their own free will and interest and they&#8217;re not forced into it through poverty or war or crime.&nbsp; Otherwise as far as I&#8217;m concerned it&#8217;s a business like anything else.&nbsp; For some people, sex is more like recreation then romance, and that&#8217;s fine.&nbsp; But the point is look at how casually and matter-of-factly they&#8217;re treating human sexuality elsewhere in the civilized world.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Of course you wouldn&#8217;t start a new line of business without doing a little test marketing first&#8230;\n<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>The brothel tested the subsidized sex scheme by offering reductions once a week. The offer was so successful it has now been extended to every day. &quot;There&#8217;s been plenty of demand and people have certainly been taking advantage of the offer,&quot; the spokesman said, adding, with a certain understatement: &quot;Older folks are more active than you think.&quot;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>See&#8230;this is why you need to read the foreign newspapers and magazines.&nbsp; There&#8217;s a whole &#8216;nother&nbsp; world out there isn&#8217;t there?&nbsp; Spiegel has been on my reading list for a while now.&nbsp; They&#8217;re good.\n<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t see myself ever setting foot in a brothel.&nbsp; But it would sure be very nice to be able to retire to a less sexually stressed out place then the country I&#8217;m living in now&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From Der Spiegel&#8230; German Brothel Offers 50-Percent Discount to Senior Citizens &quot;Life begins at 66,&quot; reads an advertisement aimed at old people in Germany. But it&#8217;s not promoting orthopedic shoes &#8212; it&#8217;s for a brothel which is offering a 50-percent discount to senior citizens. If you have to get old, Germany isn&#8217;t a bad place [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,1],"tags":[54],"class_list":["post-617","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","category-uncategorized","tag-sex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/617","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=617"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/617\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=617"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=617"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=617"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}