{"id":600,"date":"2007-02-28T21:25:35","date_gmt":"2007-03-01T02:25:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/600"},"modified":"2007-02-28T21:25:35","modified_gmt":"2007-03-01T02:25:35","slug":"well-i-see-the-blue-noses-havent-won-yet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/600","title":{"rendered":"Well I See The Blue Noses Haven&#8217;t Won Yet&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The following opening sentence, taken from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lodinews.com\/articles\/2007\/02\/25\/news\/4_motorhome_070224.txt\">a genuine newspaper story<\/a>,  is brought to you as a public service of the Society For Laughing In Robert Bork&#8217;s Face:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>A jazz musician was injured Friday after jumping from a burning motor home driven by a one-time roller skating stripper from Lodi.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>As long as there is Jazz there will always be an America&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The following opening sentence, taken from a genuine newspaper story, is brought to you as a public service of the Society For Laughing In Robert Bork&#8217;s Face: A jazz musician was injured Friday after jumping from a burning motor home driven by a one-time roller skating stripper from Lodi. As long as there is Jazz [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[19],"class_list":["post-600","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-the-jackass-chronicles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/600","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=600"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/600\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=600"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=600"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=600"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}