{"id":59,"date":"2006-02-08T17:42:30","date_gmt":"2006-02-08T22:42:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/wordpress\/59"},"modified":"2006-03-10T21:53:58","modified_gmt":"2006-03-11T02:53:58","slug":"oh-right-its-that-time-of-year-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/59","title":{"rendered":"Oh. Right. It&#8217;s That Time Of Year Again&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Things no one has bought for me since puberty:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Chocolate.<\/li>\n<li>Flowers.<\/li>\n<li>Stuffed Animals.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Actually, I&#8217;ve <em>Never<\/em> been bought flowers.<\/p>\n<p>(sigh) Valentine&#8217;s Day.<\/p>\n<p><a target=\"_self\" href=\"javascript:HaloScan('200602081');\"><script type=\"text\/javascript\">postCount('200602081');<\/script><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Things no one has bought for me since puberty: Chocolate. Flowers. Stuffed Animals. Actually, I&#8217;ve Never been bought flowers. (sigh) Valentine&#8217;s Day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-59","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=59"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=59"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=59"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=59"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}