{"id":5731,"date":"2012-05-13T19:26:08","date_gmt":"2012-05-14T00:26:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/?p=5731"},"modified":"2012-05-13T20:03:38","modified_gmt":"2012-05-14T01:03:38","slug":"cold-feet-warm-heart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/5731","title":{"rendered":"Cold Feet, Warm Heart"},"content":{"rendered":"

If my mother’s rule was right I was already thinking pretty well. But she also said, “Cold feet – warm heart” and that’s a different matter.<\/em> -John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

This, via Sullivan…<\/p>\n

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Mind Thoughts… with Michael Ian Black – Let’s Not Fuck, Shall We?<\/a><\/h3>\n

Male libido is assumed to be a constant, quivering thrum. For some men, maybe it is. But for me, as much as I enjoy the old in-n-out, the rubba-dub-dubba, the squeak-n-bubble, I have never craved it the way our culture has led me to believe I should, not even during my fabled Horny Years from ’91 to ’95. Except for those moments when I was in the first throes of a new love, sex has never subsumed me. Yet every cultural message I receive has led me to believe it should. Consequently, my lack of nymphomaniacal tendencies has always left me feeling embarrassed and emasculated.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

That’s me. \u00a0 When I was a teenager, and still had not admitted to myself that I’m gay, I was mostly turned off by what I regarded as the oversexed conversations of my friends. On the one hand I was too polite to say anything negative about their preoccupation with girls. On the other, I understood perfectly well that if I didn’t at least make some effort at joining in I would be regarded as a weirdo. \u00a0 I decided to just go with the weirdo thing and make friends with other weirdos. \u00a0 Problem was, they were, or at least seemed to be, just as horny as everyone else with a Y chromosome.<\/p>\n

Then I came out to myself as gay. \u00a0 Fine. \u00a0 Okay. \u00a0 This explains why I wasn’t all about tits and ass. \u00a0 Well…at least female ass. \u00a0 But it wasn’t long before I came to realize I still wasn’t all that horny compared to my fellow gay males either. \u00a0 Yes, yes…I liked the look of comely guys. \u00a0 And there were times when the very thought of having sex with some of them would drive me completely nuts. \u00a0 But those were mostly guys I was crushing on. \u00a0 Random pretty bods would turn me on after a fashion, yes, but quite soon after coming out it became clear to me that my sexual thermostat was set several degrees below that of my gay male peers.<\/p>\n

And even in the gay community, or perhaps especially in the gay community, if you aren’t 100 percent horny, 100 percent of the time, people think there is something wrong with you. \u00a0 Something, of course<\/a>, that getting laid will cure.<\/p>\n

I remember way back in the BBS days, the Gay bulletin board I frequented, and did volunteer work for, GLIB (for Gay and Lesbian Information Bureau) had a guest columnist on sexual health. \u00a0 Questions posted to the doctor’s forum were anonymous. One day a fellow glibber, male, wrote that he was concerned that his libido was too weak. \u00a0 He needed he said, lots and lots of gentle foreplay just to get a head of steam up for it. The doctor assured him basically what this heterosexual columnist is saying here: human males aren’t all as sexually charged as the stereotype says we are. \u00a0There’s nothing wrong with you, find a boyfriend who understands your sexual needs, relax and enjoy the extended foreplay. Reading this exchange, I was tremendously relieved. It was, I am not kidding, one of those Wow…I’m not the only one after all<\/em> moments gay boys are supposed to have when growing up, but for an entirely different reason.<\/p>\n

To me, sex isn’t even about sex. Fundamentally, it’s about acceptance, having somebody desire you enough to allow you to envelop them and wanting that person to envelop you in return.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

This. What Steinbeck’s mom said, presumably about women, is true of a lot of men too. It’s true of me. You could never get me into the sack at a moment’s notice. But I could be coaxed. \u00a0 Perhaps this was always for the best anyway. \u00a0 A guy who thinks coaxing is superfluous would obviously not be dating material either.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

If my mother’s rule was right I was already thinking pretty well. But she also said, “Cold feet – warm heart” and that’s a different matter. -John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley. This, via Sullivan… Mind Thoughts… with Michael Ian Black – Let’s Not Fuck, Shall We? Male libido is assumed to be a constant, quivering […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[70,103],"class_list":["post-5731","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","tag-sexuality","tag-the-human-heart"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5731","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5731"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5731\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5731"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5731"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5731"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}