{"id":5489,"date":"2012-04-06T21:48:36","date_gmt":"2012-04-07T02:48:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/?p=5489"},"modified":"2012-04-06T21:48:36","modified_gmt":"2012-04-07T02:48:36","slug":"notice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/5489","title":{"rendered":"Notice"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To the gentleman about my own age in the bar I was just in who got <em>Very<\/em> friendly with me while I was trying to enjoy my crabcakes and a drink: No, you are not the married man who has permission to hit on me. \u00a0 And no, I don&#8217;t care if your wife is cool about it either.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To the gentleman about my own age in the bar I was just in who got Very friendly with me while I was trying to enjoy my crabcakes and a drink: No, you are not the married man who has permission to hit on me. \u00a0 And no, I don&#8217;t care if your wife is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[95,19],"class_list":["post-5489","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","tag-schrodingers-bag-o-laughs","tag-the-jackass-chronicles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5489","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5489"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5489\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5489"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5489"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5489"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}