{"id":5244,"date":"2011-10-14T17:20:39","date_gmt":"2011-10-14T22:20:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/?p=5244"},"modified":"2011-10-14T17:20:39","modified_gmt":"2011-10-14T22:20:39","slug":"important-notice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/5244","title":{"rendered":"Important Notice"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>To Whom It May Concern: <\/strong> I am not a prude. \u00a0 I just happen to find your steady stream of arrested adolescent sexual innuendo very irritating.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/beavis.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5245\" title=\"beavis\" src=\"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/beavis.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"190\" height=\"295\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<em>A tip&#8230;hehheheheh&#8230;he said give the singer<br \/>\na tip&#8230;heheheheh&#8230;a tip&#8230;hehehheheh&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">You&#8217;re no Mae West. \u00a0 You&#8217;re not even a Redd Foxx. \u00a0 Now kindly shut the fuck up Beavis.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To Whom It May Concern: I am not a prude. \u00a0 I just happen to find your steady stream of arrested adolescent sexual innuendo very irritating. A tip&#8230;hehheheheh&#8230;he said give the singer a tip&#8230;heheheheh&#8230;a tip&#8230;hehehheheh&#8230; You&#8217;re no Mae West. \u00a0 You&#8217;re not even a Redd Foxx. \u00a0 Now kindly shut the fuck up Beavis.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[19],"class_list":["post-5244","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","tag-the-jackass-chronicles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5244","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5244"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5244\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5244"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5244"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5244"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}