{"id":4990,"date":"2011-04-27T15:25:35","date_gmt":"2011-04-27T20:25:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/?p=4990"},"modified":"2011-04-27T18:33:14","modified_gmt":"2011-04-27T23:33:14","slug":"the-long-form","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/4990","title":{"rendered":"The Long Form…"},"content":{"rendered":"

The only thing that leaps out at me upon viewing President Obama’s “long form” Hawaiian birth certificate, is it looks structurally a lot like my California one. I’m guessing they all used the same ready-made government forms company back then. Oh…you want our Form 417B rev-c62-1011-A product. We have a special on that this week…purchase a million and you get a handy desk calendar embossed with your initials free of charge…<\/em><\/p>\n

Well…I for one was expecting a sheet of paper at least five or six feet in length given all the fuss. \u00a0 Some progressive commentators are alternately wondering why Obama gave in to the kooks and why he would want to put this particular republican clown show to rest. \u00a0 Hahahaha…you can never shut up the kooks. \u00a0 This is beautiful actually. \u00a0 Here’s what’s going to happen: the kooks will, as they always do, simply reinvent their conspiracy theories, come up with new ones that explain why the old ones were right all along, babble even more loudly that Obama isn’t an American, is really a secret Muslim, is bringing atheism and shara law to the U.S., and thereby drag themselves even further into insanityland and the republican party with them since that’s essentially their base now. \u00a0 What’s the RNC going to do…them them to STFU? \u00a0 They can’t…they’ll loose a critical part of their base they can’t win elections without: the lunatics.<\/p>\n

What Obama just did was poke a stick at the kook nest while acting all presidential and everything and all the democrats have to do now is pass the popcorn and sit back and watch. \u00a0 Bet he does it again right before the GOP convention too.<\/p>\n

[Update…] \u00a0 On Twitter, Atrios shouts “Huzzah…the kerners are back.” \u00a0 Yes…they’re questioning the typewriter lettering. \u00a0 See…I told you…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The only thing that leaps out at me upon viewing President Obama’s “long form” Hawaiian birth certificate, is it looks structurally a lot like my California one. I’m guessing they all used the same ready-made government forms company back then. Oh…you want our Form 417B rev-c62-1011-A product. We have a special on that this week…purchase […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[20,19,6],"class_list":["post-4990","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics","tag-the-american-gutter","tag-the-jackass-chronicles","tag-the-right-wing-mindset"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4990","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4990"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4990\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4990"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4990"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4990"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}