{"id":4883,"date":"2011-02-13T22:49:03","date_gmt":"2011-02-14T03:49:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/?p=4883"},"modified":"2011-02-13T22:49:03","modified_gmt":"2011-02-14T03:49:03","slug":"the-fourth-annual-casa-del-garrett-valentine%e2%80%99s-day-poster-contest%e2%80%a6part-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/4883","title":{"rendered":"The Fourth Annual Casa del Garrett Valentine\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Day Poster Contest\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6(Part 3!)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well it looks like we&#8217;ve come to the end of our fourth annual Valentine&#8217;s Day Poster Contest. \u00a0 And once more this year&#8217;s crop of disturbingly sincere losers worked even harder then last year&#8217;s to achieve that ultimate glory&#8230;which must make all our previous year&#8217;s losers feel even more pathetically inadequate. \u00a0 But that losing is a prize that never stops giving is what makes every Valentine&#8217;s Day so special. \u00a0 It&#8217;s like the finest wine&#8230;that feeling of losing out on the big prize only gets better and better as the years go by.<\/p>\n<p>So lets all give this years worthy losers a pat on the back, a brief but sincere look of understanding, and some helpful advice to get out more and meet people!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/www.brucegarrett.com\/images\/vday-2011-7.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"422\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/www.brucegarrett.com\/images\/vday-2011-8.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"401\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/www.brucegarrett.com\/images\/vday-2011-9.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"472\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/www.brucegarrett.com\/images\/vday-2011-10.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"421\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/www.brucegarrett.com\/images\/vday-2011-11.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"449\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/www.brucegarrett.com\/images\/vday-2011-12.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"432\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Coming next: The Big Winner! \u00a0 \u00a0 You should probably have somewhere better to be then here with me&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well it looks like we&#8217;ve come to the end of our fourth annual Valentine&#8217;s Day Poster Contest. \u00a0 And once more this year&#8217;s crop of disturbingly sincere losers worked even harder then last year&#8217;s to achieve that ultimate glory&#8230;which must make all our previous year&#8217;s losers feel even more pathetically inadequate. \u00a0 But that losing [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[77],"class_list":["post-4883","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","tag-the-dumpsville-chronicles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4883","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4883"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4883\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4883"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4883"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4883"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}