{"id":4499,"date":"2010-06-10T10:04:35","date_gmt":"2010-06-10T15:04:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/?p=4499"},"modified":"2010-06-10T10:04:35","modified_gmt":"2010-06-10T15:04:35","slug":"not-quite-all-the-way-to-alcoholicville-apparently","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/4499","title":{"rendered":"Not Quite All The Way To Alcoholicville Apparently&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This last trip to Disney World found me hitting the Grand Mariner Orange Slushie stand in Epcot France and the Frozen Margarita stand in Epcot Mexico the moment I entered the park. \u00a0 The stresses of my life at this stage of it are making it increasingly hard to just&#8230;relax&#8230;and enjoy myself without some form of self-medication. \u00a0 It worries me. \u00a0 But the worry is itself becoming more and more vague. \u00a0 I&#8217;m starting not to care about my health anymore.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway&#8230;I saw this graph which perked me up a tad&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/how_many.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4500\" title=\"how_many\" src=\"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/how_many.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"337\" srcset=\"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/how_many.png 500w, https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/how_many-300x202.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">My college experiences were <em>So Different<\/em> from most of the other kids&#8230; \u00a0 \u00a0 Who the hell even <em>thinks<\/em> they can down 10 drinks in a sitting, let alone that it would take that much for them to start puking their guts out? \u00a0 Anyway, the first thing I noticed about the graph is it <em>Starts <\/em>at five drinks.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">So&#8230;I&#8217;m still cool. \u00a0 Five drinks and I am, not kidding, on the floor. \u00a0 If my end point is where everyone else is just getting started then I&#8217;m not doing so bad.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This last trip to Disney World found me hitting the Grand Mariner Orange Slushie stand in Epcot France and the Frozen Margarita stand in Epcot Mexico the moment I entered the park. \u00a0 The stresses of my life at this stage of it are making it increasingly hard to just&#8230;relax&#8230;and enjoy myself without some form [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[77,48,55],"class_list":["post-4499","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","tag-the-dumpsville-chronicles","tag-the-goshbait-fugue","tag-this-and-that"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4499","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4499"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4499\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4499"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4499"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4499"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}