{"id":4380,"date":"2010-02-15T18:36:48","date_gmt":"2010-02-15T23:36:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/?p=4380"},"modified":"2010-02-15T18:36:48","modified_gmt":"2010-02-15T23:36:48","slug":"tales-of-the-snowpocalypse-how-we-all-just-try-to-get-along-and-get-through-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/4380","title":{"rendered":"Tales Of The Snowpocalypse: How We All Just Try To Get Along And Get Through It…"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m walking home from work…my first working day after last week’s torrential snow storms. \u00a0 The neighborhood looks mostly like this…<\/p>\n

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A lot of painstakingly shoveled out parking spots sprinkled between friggin’ huge piles where the snow got shoveled into. \u00a0 You can appreciate that people are a tad defensive of the spots they’ve cleared out.<\/p>\n

So anyway…I’m walking back home through my little Baltimore rowhouse neighborhood. \u00a0 I come upon a big pickup truck parked in the middle of the street. \u00a0 There is an equally large linebacker type of a guy walking around a ratty old pickup truck parked in a spot next to it. \u00a0 He looks a tad…angry…<\/p>\n

Me: \u00a0 Someone take your space?<\/p>\n

He: Yeah…<\/p>\n

Me: \u00a0 I think I’ve seen that truck around here before…<\/p>\n

He: \u00a0 GODDAMN SONOFABITCH LIVES OVER THERE AND HE’S MOVING IT RIGHT NOW OR HE ISN’T GOING TO BE DRIVING IT ANYWHERE FOR A LONG, LONG TIME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Me: \u00a0 Uh…well…good luck…<\/p>\n

(Bruce continues walking down the street…)<\/p>\n

Hopefully it was settled without any gunfire. \u00a0 I am Not<\/em> moving my car until the last snowpile has melted. \u00a0 I’m just not.<\/p>\n

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