For nearly all of my life I’ve been an apartment dweller. \u00a0 I grew up, and grew into young adulthood with neighbors above me, neighbors below me, neighbors to my right and left. \u00a0 The daily rustlings and occasional arguments heard through the walls were part of my normal experience. \u00a0 Mind you, we lived in reasonably nice apartments. \u00a0 You didn’t hear every little thing. \u00a0 The walls were solid and the floors firm. \u00a0 But you always knew you had neighbors living all around you. \u00a0 You heard the sound of water moving through the building pipes when they turned on the tap water, heard their toilets flushing through the sewer drains. \u00a0 Sometimes, you heard a door slam, or something drop. \u00a0 I suppose my friends who grew up in their family’s own homes would think they had ghosts.<\/p>\n
One routine of my apartment life was scouting the building washing machine room on the morning of laundry day to see if there was anything free. \u00a0 If the machines were all in use I would try to judge from the cycle how much longer before one was free. \u00a0 But this was an iffy prospect because some neighbors wouldn’t go fetch their laundry from the washer for hours, which would make me furious. \u00a0 To this day I have a built-in mental self timer for how long it takes a wash load to run. \u00a0 Also, on my dresser, a box which I put my spare change into every night: a habit born of necessity where you were always needing coins for the weekend laundry. \u00a0 When people ask me what I like best about home ownership, or what motivated me to take the leap and buy a house of my own, I tell them instantly: my own washer and dryer.<\/em><\/p>\n It wasn’t until I moved to Baltimore that I discovered that some apartment complexes offer washers and dryers right in the apartment. \u00a0 In Cockeysville, the Baltimore suburb I moved to from Rockville, my first apartment (my First<\/em> apartment!) had the usual communal laundry room. \u00a0 But my second, the the best apartment complexes I ever lived in, had full size washers and dryers right there in the apartment. \u00a0 I thought I had reached the very pinnacle of luxury.<\/p>\n When I got the job at Space Telescope, and decided to relocate to within walking distance of the office, I had one absolutely firm no-compromise specification for my new apartment: it had to have its own laundry closet. \u00a0 Alas none of them within walking distance did. \u00a0 Also, being so close to the campus, their rents were a tad outrageous anyway. \u00a0 A good fifty percent more then the rent I was paying then in Cockeysville, for apartments nearly half as big.<\/p>\n And so, with great trepidation since I knew nothing of how to go about buying a home, I started looking at the little rowhouses clustered around the campus. \u00a0 I’d actually given it some thought a few years previously, when I discovered how affordable homes were in the Baltimore area, compared to Rockville and the Washington suburbs. \u00a0 But knowing nothing at all about buying a home, and getting tied up with seller’s agent instead of a buyer’s agent, I quickly gave it up. \u00a0 It just seemed out of my reach. \u00a0 But at Space Telescope some co-workers put me in touch with a reliable buyer’s agent and after one false start, I got the hang of it and…well…now I am a home owner.<\/p>\n With my very own washer and dryer!<\/em> Conveyed. \u00a0 They Conveyed! \u00a0 I got to add a new sense of the word ‘conveyed’ to my vocabulary. \u00a0 Also, Service Contract<\/em>…<\/p>\n So I had a Service Contract<\/em> on the furnace and hot water heater, but not the washer and dryer because I reckoned the ones that Conveyed<\/em> were old enough that I’d want to replace them anyway when they started going bad. \u00a0 \u00a0 The dryer is a pretty simple machine and all it has needed over the years I’ve been here was one repair to replace the igniter element. \u00a0 The washer though, started having transmission problems last year. \u00a0 The repairman I called in gave me a quote of about 4-500 dollars to repair it. \u00a0 Well…that’s the cost of a new one just about, so I decided to just keep that one running until it failed.<\/p>\n Failure came a week ago Friday. \u00a0 Well…not so much failed, as became not at all well. \u00a0 It still washes, but to get the spin dry cycle going I have to open the lid, defeat the interlock, reach in and yank the tub around to get it going. \u00a0 When it stops after the cycle is over, I can hear the bearings grinding.<\/p>\n So I get my trusty back issues of Consumer Reports out, and the annual Buyer’s Guide, and start investigating. \u00a0 I wanted a nice front loader, since those are more water and energy efficient, and it’s a proven design. \u00a0 \u00a0 I got my tape measure out and jotted down not only the dimensions of the space around the washer I had, but the doorways and stairwells the old and new machine would have to navigate on the way down to the basement utility room. \u00a0 Then I started looking around the net for complaints. \u00a0 Well…I got an eyeful.<\/p>\n It was the same problem I ran into when I needed to replace the old fridge. \u00a0 \u00a0 Every make out there, even the ones Consumer Reports said were less likely to need repairs then the others, had problems. \u00a0 Reading over the complaints, you get a sense of which ones were outliers, and which were endemic. \u00a0 \u00a0 Mold was a persistent issue with the front loaders…all of them. \u00a0 Some had vibration problems and would try to walk all over the laundry rooms whenever the spin cycle started. \u00a0 Some had persistent problems with gasket tearing and leaking. \u00a0 The new electronic control boards were a constant source of problems for all models. \u00a0 When they weren’t failing altogether, they were causing problems with correct water amounts and temperatures. \u00a0 \u00a0 An appalling number of people were saying to stay away from anything with an electronic control board. \u00a0 Just get a cheap all-mechanical one instead, was the advice.<\/p>\n It was going around to the stores and looking over the models first-hand that I discovered the problem that forced me to give up a front loader. \u00a0 I have two possible paths of entry into the basement…the front door or the back kitchen door and then down the basement stairs, and through the door to the utility room in the back of the basement…OR…through the back basement door and right into the utility room. \u00a0 \u00a0 The catch is: 1) the door to the utility room has only 25-1\/2 inches of width, and while the back basement door has 27 inches there is a deck the previous owner built over the back basement doorway and I only have a three foot crawlspace there for someone to carefully wheel something into or out of the basement.<\/p>\n I know that can be done…Casa del Garrett once had two full-size fridges (they Conveyed<\/em>!): the second one being located in the utility room where it was used by the previous owner for storing ice and cold drinks for the club room he’d made of the front of the basement, and which I am now using as an art room. \u00a0 I gave the second fridge away and some friends wheeled it carefully out the back basement door on a hand truck, tipped it on its side and slid it out under the deck. \u00a0 But that path only has 27 inches at it’s narrow point, which is the back basement doorway. \u00a0 And the deck only gives you three feet of clearance to wheel something out from under it. \u00a0 You had to figure in the size of a hand truck, plus the size of the washer.<\/p>\n So as it turned out, the only front loaders I could get into my house were the smallest of the small ones…something you’d buy for a condo with a tiny laundry closet maybe. \u00a0 It would only be able to do small loads of clothes but not large towels or the sheets and mattress cover on my queen size bed. \u00a0 For those I’d either be back to doing the communal laundry room thing again or just dropping them off at the cleaners. \u00a0 I figured if I was paying several hundred bucks for a washing machine the only time I should need to take anything to the cleaners was if I needed something dry cleaned.<\/p>\n So with regret I started looking at the top loaders. \u00a0 Even the largest of those could get down the basement steps and through the utility room door. \u00a0 Once again I saw the same complaints about machines that were mainly controlled by electronic motherboards. \u00a0 \u00a0 I also saw a number of complaints that the new high efficiency top-loaders didn’t actually get clothes clean. \u00a0 I suspect those were mostly from folks who were shocked to see how little water is used by the new machines, and don’t understand how detergents work. \u00a0 I looked over some YouTubes of these machines in action and…yeah…they don’t look like they’re using nearly enough water. \u00a0 But no washing machine is a scrubbing machine. \u00a0 \u00a0 Really bad dirt always requires attention by hand scrubbing and cleaning it first. \u00a0 It’s the same with dishes and dish washers.<\/p>\n I settled on a GE High Efficiency model that Consumer Reports recommended. \u00a0 It’s supposedly going to be delivered tomorrow. \u00a0 In the meantime I had a whole ‘nother gallon of Costco liquid laundry detergent I hadn’t even opened yet that I gave to a neighbor, because the new machine requires the new High Efficiency detergents. \u00a0 I noted when I went to Costco for some, that the regular Kirkland brand liquid detergent isn’t even being sold anymore…just the High Efficiency stuff now. \u00a0 \u00a0 I guess that’s where it’s all going now. \u00a0 But if it cuts down on the amount of detergent going down the drains every day that’s for the better.<\/p>\n I have to say 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