{"id":4300,"date":"2010-01-03T14:45:07","date_gmt":"2010-01-03T19:45:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/?p=4300"},"modified":"2010-01-03T14:45:07","modified_gmt":"2010-01-03T19:45:07","slug":"department-of-random-complaining","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/4300","title":{"rendered":"Department Of Random Complaining&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Consumer Reports;<\/p>\n<p>Please stop bitching about where they put the cruse control stalk on a Mercedes-Benz.  That&#8217;s where they&#8217;ve always put it.  That&#8217;s where they&#8217;re probably always going to keep putting it.  That&#8217;s where everyone who drives a Mercedes-Benz expects it to be.<\/p>\n<p>Love, Bruce.<\/p>\n<p>PS: I notice you said the inside door panels flex when you open and close the doors on your top pick Cadillac CTS.  And you gave <em>that<\/em> your top marks?  Oh, and the reliability of the car is below average.  Please advise: what the hell do you think a luxury car is?<\/p>\n<p>PPS: Who the flying fuck mistakes a column mounted shift selector for the windshield wiper stalk?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Consumer Reports; Please stop bitching about where they put the cruse control stalk on a Mercedes-Benz. That&#8217;s where they&#8217;ve always put it. That&#8217;s where they&#8217;re probably always going to keep putting it. That&#8217;s where everyone who drives a Mercedes-Benz expects it to be. Love, Bruce. PS: I notice you said the inside door panels [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[109],"class_list":["post-4300","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","tag-department-of-random-complaining"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4300","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4300"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4300\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4300"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4300"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4300"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}