{"id":414,"date":"2006-11-03T21:02:32","date_gmt":"2006-11-04T02:02:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/414"},"modified":"2006-11-03T21:02:32","modified_gmt":"2006-11-04T02:02:32","slug":"i-was-just-looking-for-a-massage-and-your-name-happened-to-come-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/414","title":{"rendered":"I Was Just Looking For A Massage And Your Name Happened To Come Up&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay&#8230;he&#8217;s saying that he just had a massage.&nbsp; No sex.&nbsp; Question: why is the head of one of the biggest mega churches in the country going to a guy like Mike Jones, who advertises himself as offering a <em>&quot;Swedish style massage with the pleasure of the man in mind.&nbsp; If you like a strong muscle man to bring pleasure to you then please call me.&nbsp; I am a muscle stud with a friendly personality&#8230;&quot;<\/em> and says among his other attributes, that his thighs are 24 inches?&nbsp; What the hell does thigh measure have to do with giving you a massage?&nbsp; And Jones is in Denver, not Colorado Springs.&nbsp; Why isn&#8217;t Haggard going to one of the many fine (and professional) massage clinics that a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.searchforfitness.com\/Colorado-Springs.index.html\">simple google search turns up right in Colorado Springs<\/a>?&nbsp; Because they wouldn&#8217;t sell him Meth?<\/p>\n<p>And&#8230;&nbsp; Where did Haggard find this guy?&nbsp; I doubt it was in the Yellow Pages.&nbsp; <a href=\"http:\/\/pageoneq.com\/news\/2006\/page110207.html\">Here&#8217;s his web site (via Raw Story\/PageOneQ)<\/a>.&nbsp; Compare this guy&#8217;s advertising with the Colorado Springs <em>Search For Fitness<\/em> page I linked to above and tell me they&#8217;re both in the same line of business.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay&#8230;he&#8217;s saying that he just had a massage.&nbsp; No sex.&nbsp; Question: why is the head of one of the biggest mega churches in the country going to a guy like Mike Jones, who advertises himself as offering a &quot;Swedish style massage with the pleasure of the man in mind.&nbsp; If you like a strong muscle [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[19],"class_list":["post-414","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-the-jackass-chronicles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/414","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=414"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/414\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=414"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=414"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=414"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}