{"id":4007,"date":"2009-08-09T20:49:05","date_gmt":"2009-08-10T01:49:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/?p=4007"},"modified":"2009-08-09T20:49:05","modified_gmt":"2009-08-10T01:49:05","slug":"heterosexual-males-are-a-complete-mystery-to-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/4007","title":{"rendered":"Heterosexual Males Are A Complete Mystery To Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;the Japanese ones anyway.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h2 class=\"title\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.yuhmm.com\/niigata-bust-pudding-from-japan\/\"><strong>Niigata Bust Pudding from Japan<\/strong><\/a><\/h2>\n<p>Nothing more appropriate for our blog than sexy things you can eat. Japanese brand Niigata makes a pudding packaged inside a pair of tits with some caramel dipping sauce. YUHMM<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p align=\"center\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"565\" height=\"376\" alt=\" \" src=\"\/images\/japanese_breast_pudding-1.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"565\" height=\"376\" alt=\" \" src=\"\/images\/japanese_breast_pudding-2.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"565\" height=\"376\" alt=\" \" src=\"\/images\/japanese_breast_pudding-3.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"565\" height=\"376\" alt=\" \" src=\"\/images\/japanese_breast_pudding-4.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">I&#8217;m guessing the pudding tastes like spackling compound so they packaged it in a cup that looks like a female&#8217;s breast on the theory that sex can sell anything, even pudding that tastes like spackling compound.&nbsp; But who knows&#8230;maybe it&#8217;s perfectly decent pudding and some guys just like having it served to them in little tit shaped cups.&nbsp; I&#8217;m still trying to figure out <a href=\"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/2596\">that inflatable tits in a box for boys thing<\/a>&#8230;\n<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;the Japanese ones anyway. Niigata Bust Pudding from Japan Nothing more appropriate for our blog than sexy things you can eat. Japanese brand Niigata makes a pudding packaged inside a pair of tits with some caramel dipping sauce. YUHMM &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I&#8217;m guessing the pudding tastes like spackling compound so they packaged [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[95],"class_list":["post-4007","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","tag-schrodingers-bag-o-laughs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4007","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4007"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4007\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4007"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4007"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4007"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}