{"id":383,"date":"2006-10-13T04:19:43","date_gmt":"2006-10-13T09:19:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/383"},"modified":"2006-10-13T04:21:44","modified_gmt":"2006-10-13T09:21:44","slug":"simple-pleasures-that-should-never-ever-go-together","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/383","title":{"rendered":"Simple Pleasures That Should Never Ever Go Together"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I like Coca Cola and I like deep fried food.&nbsp; I don&#8217;t do very much of either anymore because at my age I have to watch my weight a tad more carefully then I did when I was a wirey little twenty-something.&nbsp; But I have a nice Waring deep fryer here at Casa del Garrett and it gets used at least once a month, either for a fish fry or Maryland crab cakes, and maybe a tad more then once a month for a random side of french fries.&nbsp; All of which are positively decadent when you use peanut oil in the fryer.&nbsp; Trust me.&nbsp; A deep fryer can be addictive.\n<\/p>\n<p>Perhaps&#8230;a tad too much&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h5>NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART<\/h5>\n<h3><a href=\"http:\/\/www.charlotte.com\/mld\/charlotte\/15726857.htm\">How to make Coke better? Fry it<\/a><\/h3>\n<h4>It must be time again for the N.C. State Fair<\/h4>\n<p><strong><span class=\"dateline\">RALEIGH<\/span><span class=\"dateline-separator\"> &#8211; <\/span><\/strong>It has come to this at the N.C. State Fair: Deep fried Coca-Cola.<\/p>\n<p>Each year, some carnival culinary innovator with a flair for foods bound to lead to congestive heart failure offers a new foodstuff bathed in gooey dough and dropped in a vat of boiling vegetable oil.<\/p>\n<p>Past fairs have seen candy bars, Twinkies, Moonpies, Oreos, cheeseburgers, sweet potatoes and even green beans fried up and, in most cases, impaled on a stick. South Carolina&#8217;s state fair even added crispy Ho-hos.<\/p>\n<p>Perhaps the concession operators, these Emerils of the french fry basket, simply ran out of solid foods.<\/p>\n<p>The solution? Mix funnel-cake batter with Coke instead of water. Pour batter into the fryer and cook up a mass of doughy strands. Stuff into a Coca Cola cup, sprinkle with powdered sugar and douse with pure Coke syrup. Top it with whipped cream and a cherry.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Solution to what&#8230;that heart attack you&#8217;ve always wanted?&nbsp; Why not just top it with a slice of bacon too while you&#8217;re at it?<\/p>\n<p>Which brings me to another puzzlement.&nbsp; County fairs and seashore boardwalks both have one thing in common besides Ferris wheels, bumper cars, and other assorted cheap thrills and that&#8217;s the quality of the junk food.&nbsp;  Funnel Cakes.&nbsp; Cotton Candy.&nbsp; Fries.&nbsp; Pizza.&nbsp; Fudge.&nbsp; Ice cream cones dipped in hot chocolate.&nbsp; Salt Water Taffy.&nbsp; Think about it.&nbsp; On the one hand you have the beach, and all the people frolicking in the surf and sand in their bathing suits mostly, and up there on the boardwalk we&#8217;re eating stuff that will eventually make us so overweight we&#8217;ll never want to put on our bathing suits ever again.&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I like Coca Cola and I like deep fried food.&nbsp; I don&#8217;t do very much of either anymore because at my age I have to watch my weight a tad more carefully then I did when I was a wirey little twenty-something.&nbsp; But I have a nice Waring deep fryer here at Casa del Garrett [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-383","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/383","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=383"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/383\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=383"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=383"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=383"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}