{"id":3652,"date":"2009-04-30T18:53:37","date_gmt":"2009-04-30T23:53:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/?p=3652"},"modified":"2009-04-30T18:53:37","modified_gmt":"2009-04-30T23:53:37","slug":"the-international-putting-food-that-simply-doesnt-belong-in-a-can-in-a-can-race-proceeds-apace","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/3652","title":{"rendered":"The International Putting Food That Simply Doesn&#8217;t Belong In A Can In A Can Race Proceeds Apace&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Germany seriously challenged America&#8217;s dominance in the Preserved Food You Can&#8217;t Imagine Ever Taking Off The Shelf Even In Your Most Desperate Moments category with their mighty Cheeseburger In A Can&#8230;<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"317\" width=\"500\" alt=\" \" src=\"http:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/images\/cheeseburger_in_a_can.jpg\" \/>\n<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"338\" width=\"451\" alt=\" \" src=\"http:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/images\/cheeseburger_in_a_can_open.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">Well I&#8217;m here to tell you we Americans, the people who gave the world SPAM, Individually Wrapped Slices Of Fake Cheese, Fake Potato Chips In A Can (we call them Pringles on this side of the pond) and Cheese Puffs, the snack food you can put in your will, just couldn&#8217;t stand idly by and let some other country desecrate the joy of eating better then we can.&nbsp; Well I&#8217;m happy to say that good old fashioned American Know-How has risen to the challenge with (drumroll&#8230;)&#8230;<\/p>\n<h2 align=\"center\">Chicken In A Can!<\/h2>\n<p align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"378\" width=\"504\" alt=\" \" src=\"\/images\/cannedchicken.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"375\" width=\"500\" alt=\" \" src=\"\/images\/cannedchicken-shloop.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">Just the thing for that swine flu shelter you&#8217;re going to be building this weekend&#8230;<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">Top thAT Deutschen&#8230;<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Germany seriously challenged America&#8217;s dominance in the Preserved Food You Can&#8217;t Imagine Ever Taking Off The Shelf Even In Your Most Desperate Moments category with their mighty Cheeseburger In A Can&#8230; &nbsp; Well I&#8217;m here to tell you we Americans, the people who gave the world SPAM, Individually Wrapped Slices Of Fake Cheese, Fake Potato [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[59,27],"class_list":["post-3652","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","tag-food","tag-koyaanisqatsi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3652","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3652"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3652\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3652"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3652"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brucegarrett.com\/brucelog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3652"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}